By Dave Mindeman
Promises made – promises kept?
Build the wall – not built; but if it is, the money will be paid by us.
Drug Prices – big Pharma is still happy.
Immigration – kept his promise to destroy families. There’s one.
Infrastructure – Non-existent.
Keeping Jobs – Well, I’m not sure saving jobs at ZTE in China counts.
Iran Treaty – Oh, he kept that one – and we will pay for it.
Paris Treaty – Kept that one also – and the world will pay for it.
Drain the Swamp – The swamp got bigger instead, and it includes him.
Middle East Peace – Fixed it by ending all possibilities.
Foreign Trade Deficits – Anyone know what the hell he is doing?
Stock Market – Well, he is raising the price of oil.
Sue all the women accusers – They are suing him.
“Only I Can Fix It” – He broke it.